i must be craving pink dick

all i wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens, and absorb its power.

 dentist(s) named Crentist

i’m p much done with fandoms

i’m just gonna sit here and reblog what i love

without interacting and silently watching you all rip each other apart

posted Apr.23.14 + 9 notes + reblog

it was one of those rare times when remembering the dead was more important than tending to the needs of the living

May’s Going To Be Awesome!


May 3
Andrew Garfield with musical guest Coldplay

May 10
Charlize Theron with musical guest The Black Keys

May 17 - Season 39 Finale
Andy Samberg with musical guest St. Vincent


Many of you saw that I made this pillow. I am too lazy to make a bunch to sell, so I decided I would make two more to give away to you guys! I can even customize it to your liking (put your name on it, front fabric color, patterned fabric on the back, whatever). 
Here are the rules!
Follow me because I don’t want to give something away to someone who doesn’t follow me. That’s weird.
Like this post so you can be entered. You don’t have to reblog it. I don’t want people getting annoyed by you reblogging this twenty million times. I’ll pick the winner using a random generator.
That’s it. I’m making this super easy. The giveaway ends on May 2nd. I don’t know what time, just whatever. I’ll be done with this semester so I’m not going to have a crap attack if you’re still entering at 11:59pm.