i must be craving pink dick

all i wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens, and absorb its power.

 dentist(s) named Crentist

can we start using firebolting now instead of catfishing

wait ok HOW did you make that pillow

I drew everything on a scrap piece of fabric, then hand-painted everything, sewed the edges, left a hole open for the stuffing, stuffed it, sewed the rest. Boom!

posted Apr.22.14 + 2 notes + reblog

Many of you saw that I made this pillow. I am too lazy to make a bunch to sell, so I decided I would make two more to give away to you guys! I can even customize it to your liking (put your name on it, front fabric color, patterned fabric on the back, whatever). 
Here are the rules!
Follow me because I don’t want to give something away to someone who doesn’t follow me. That’s weird.
Like this post so you can be entered. You don’t have to reblog it. I don’t want people getting annoyed by you reblogging this twenty million times. I’ll pick the winner using a random generator.
That’s it. I’m making this super easy. The giveaway ends on May 2nd. I don’t know what time, just whatever. I’ll be done with this semester so I’m not going to have a crap attack if you’re still entering at 11:59pm.